Opal Cliff Trading - Putting the DMV out of Business 'till 2012!!

The world is obviously entering into another humongous depression, if you listen to the news, alex jones, watch all your friends get laid off, etc, bla bla bla whatever it's happening. The funny thing is nobody seems to be doing anything about it, personally, other than to simply screw anyone around them over that they can!!! This is highly regrettable, where is our character in bad times? You'd think people would figure out how to cut expenses rather than to take the easy road and simply cut workers. This is obviously a dead end solution which is obviously only compounding the problem overall!! You're in a ditch so you just try to screw over all the people who work for you so you can climb out of your ditch only to ruin 10 times as many people's lives as you could have if you would have just figured out how to cut your expenses in the first place. So everyone's going to end up jobless with plenty of resources all around us just because they can't figure out how to contribute healthfully to a healthy society because nobody is there to boss them around and tell them what to do?? Start contributing!! Here's one thing we need right now: Somebody to help manage all the newly unemployed people wasting their time all over the place right now!!! Somebody snap these people into contribution mode!!

This is a no-brainer for us here at Opal Cliff Trading.

Here at Opal Cliff Trading, we can offer a SOLUTION!!! Rather than Firing we are HIRING!!! We want everyone in the world to work for our company, whether or not other companies can support them.

Thats right YOU can start making EXTRA MONEY $$$$ TODAY!!!

Heres how: Here at Opal Cliff Trading we sell highly in-demand bicycle motors and motorized bicycles, and we offer 5% commission on all sales!! You sell a motor, you make 5% of the sale!! Thats it, thats all, it's that easy!! Start selling motorized bikes and bike motors today!! The bikes and the motors sell themselves, you don't even have to do anything but ride it around, show off, have fun, and make friends!! They'll do all the work for you!!!!

ps there are no details just email me if you want me to pep talk you because this is the first day of the rest of your life oh yeah!!! Economic Depression Shcmeconomic Shcmepression.

Like Gandhi said: "You must be the change you want to see in the world."

Extra Chain for Bike Motor - $25

Includes all the parts you need to put a motor on most bicycles.
Some Bikes need to be modified before a motor can be installed.
Tools not included
Assembly time varies according to skill level and tools available etc
A reasonable estimate for the average person is around 15-20 hrs assembly time
$149.00+tax

We charge $149+tax for installation on a typical bicycle.
Call Lon at 831-531-4127 for details
or email

Includes all the parts you need to put a motor on most bicycles.
Some Bikes need to be modified before a motor can be installed.
Tools not included
Assembly time varies according to skill level and tools available etc
A reasonable estimate for the average person is around 15-20 hrs assembly time
$159.00+tax

80cc Ron Burgundy the Mountain Bike Enduro Model - $499+tax with free local delivery anywhere within Santa Cruz, CA.

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35+mph
v-brakes
Mountain Bike Enduro Style
100+mpg
no helmet req'd (unless under 18)
no dmv reg req'd
no insurance req'd
fast up trails
can't beat it

50cc Green Beast the Mountain Bike Enduro Model - $859+tax with free local delivery anywhere within Santa Cruz, CA.

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30+mph
v-brakes
Mountain Bike Enduro Style
100+mpg
no helmet req'd (unless under 18)
no dmv reg req'd
no insurance req'd
fast up trails
can't beat it